Being such an intimate act, sex has a lot of scope for putting one of the two partners in an embarrassing situation. Often, recovering from an embarrassing sex situation is hard, though more often than not the situation isn’t unsalvageable. Here are five embarrassing sex mistakes that are more common than you think. Further, you would need to conceive ways to save you face in front of your partner.
1. Getting caught pleasuring yourself
The most common and perhaps the most embarrassing sex situation is when your partner catches you pleasuring yourself. Unless you have a solid level of understanding with your partner, they would have a hard time accepting the fact that you decided to have sex with yourself instead of trying to include them in the act. The best comeback from this embarrassment is to try to get your partner to join you in the act!
2. Pushing the kink envelope too far
The line between kinky and freaky is very thin. Most people often get caught saying something during sex talk that appears totally inappropriate to their partners and they are turned off or totally alarmed by it. Trying to justify what you just said or did that freaked your partner off is the worst possible mistake that you can make. The best way, however, would be to try to laugh it off and cover it up with something like “I don’t know where that came from!” and then try to get your partner’s mind off the incidence with some extra sweet lovin’!
3. Experimentation going wrong
Experimentation during sex goes wrong all the time especially if both partners are trying something new for the first time. From handcuffs malfunctioning to stripteases looking awkward and even kinky new positions not working like you imagined, any kind of experimentation can go wrong and upset your partner. To deal with such situations, you need to ensure that you quit the experimentation immediately and ask your partner if they are game for regular sex instead to avoid the bad memory from lingering on too long.
4. Getting caught watching/reading porn
Most people consider watching porn when in a committed relationship to be a form of cheating. Even though the level of embarrassment that getting caught with a porno video or mag and your pants down would be astonishingly great, a great comeback for this situation would be telling your partner “I’m so glad you’re here” after which you really need to do everything in your power to please your partner then and there.
5. You say the wrong name
There really is no comeback for saying the wrong name during sex. Especially if the name you accidentally said out loud during sex was that of an ex or someone your partner knows. The best way to salvage this mess would be to stop and say something like “Did I just say (insert wrong name here)?” and try to laugh it off.